These are clocks that knit. Clocks that knit. They knit 24 hours a day for 365 days and every year you get a new scarf to mark the passing of time.
But seriously: Clocks that knit.
I HAD THE WORST THOUGHT
THIS IS FUCKING COOL AND I WANT ONE.
Okay, after the knitting night of hell that I have just went through, this is mocking me.